I think I just stumbled upon some type of informative documentary
Browsing through television channels tonight, “Transporter 2” was playing on FX. I am glad to have watched for two minutes: assumptions were proved wrong.
When it came time for the good guy—after avoiding 17 swords and 12 axes, putting all of these ineffective weapon-yielders into a dumpster (LITERALLY)—to say to the movie audience, “Looks like I just took out some trash,” he instead turned to the zany cab driver, and told him to LEAVE THE METER RUNNING!
I am all done with this creativity thing. Obviously, I do not know what it takes to make a wholesomely appropriate taxi joke.